To Send Hate Mail or Not...

If I really let go, I would send hate mail to 4 people, and then the sh!t would hit the fan because sending hate mail usually gets you put in prison.

Here is a first draft of the letter I would send.

Dear people that I am writing hate mail to,

What the crap were you thinking when you did this? Were you thinking I hate the human race and I want them to suffer. You knew we would see it, didn't you. Pefect plan, but I bet you didn't know this was coming. Yes, we knew it would be outrageous when we decided to do it, but really... What the sh!t was this? You made me feel things that I should not feel, and I think I hate you for it. That's right... strong words for strong actions.

Also, no one has the right to waste my time or make me listen to people call mouths vagina's. I mean what do you take me for? A useless pervert or something? BTDub, there was almost no reality to it and I had to work so hard to stay focused. You mocked pieces of life that mean something to people and it wasn't even all funny. You should feel dirtier than the dirt under the deepest layer of dirt. Your parents and friends should disown you. Beware if you ever do anything like this again... Your life will become you know what. I can promise you won't be happy.

Watch your next move,
Bamboozled


Since I'm not letting go, I will not send hate mail to Shawn (Dircetor), Josh (writer) Tina, and Steve for making Date Night. Instead, I will wait to watch their movies at the dollar movie...Well, the $3.75 theater that used to be the dollar movie...

~Reel Moments~

Might as well...

Date Night

Phil: Zip your vagina
Claire: oh, no... When he says vagina, he means your mouth.