Saturday, August 21, 2010

Funk Getter-Outter

This scene is so funny to me.

Enjoy!!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Which way now?

Today felt like this.



Can anyone help me find my way out?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Reality Tv: Out of control

There are a million bazillion reality shows out there just waiting for people to make fools out of themselves. I watch quite a few of the shows and I am not ashamed to admit it. They are entertaining. Yeah, they may be scripted and ridiculous, but I get a kick out of them and by the end of a season I usually feel some type of ridiculous connection to the host(s)and the contestants.

A majoirty of the shows include something about being named the best, the master, the next, the top, the whatever in any and everything. Seriously though, I am waiting for the next best pom scum picker - maybe a little dramatic, but I am. Every other week, maybe more, i'm seeing a new reality show about being the best at something.

It got me to thinking about me and what show I could apply for at this time in my life. I can't be on top model unless they get a little loose with the requirements or on top chef. The next soap star is off the air and I wouldn't dare embarass myslef by trying out for so you think you can dance. The ultimate cake challenge would devour me along with Work of Art, although I could probably creat something that looked a little bit like art in order to get through 1 phase of auditions. I don't know though. I'm all about the shows that get rid of you for being a huge competitor like big Brother and Amazing Race, but a show like Survivor would never see my face. I like to compete ad chat it up, but not with bugs,fire, trees, and people who want to eat you becuase there isn't any real food. I need sweet drinks, food that I don't have to slaughter, electricity, and a bed with a matress. I just recently saw Scream Queens 2. It's a competition show for women that want to break into acting. The winner will get to be in the next Saw movie and get some other prozes than I can't remember. There are some pretty bad actors on there, but i could totally see myself on a cheesy show like that. It would let me do what I love for people that still have some type of influece in the industry... even if it isn't exactly the genre I want to be a part of. Horror would be at the bottom of the list right before movies like Napolean Dynamite. I absolutely hated it.I would stop acting if that was the only type of movie I was getting offered.

There is also Rupauls show, which I obviously can't be on, but I would love to be a judge. That would be another job that I would love to do. I would host quite a few of them and think I would be pretty good at it,

Sorry if you had no interest in reality, but I've been watching quite a bit. Better luck next time.

~Reel Moments~

The Truman Show (1998)

Truman: [to an unseen Christof] Who are you?
Christof: [on a speaker] I am the Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
Truman: Then who am I?
Christof: You're the star.