It's Tuesday morning, the beginning of my make-shift summer break (the students are gone, at least until next week when summer school starts), and I can feel the ghost of boredom coming to get me. I can do some pretty ridiculous things when I get bored, so I googled some suggestions. Here are some viable options.
- Wash a tree
- Give your cat a Mohawk (I don’t have one, but I know 3 people that do)
- Learn to tie sailors’ knots.
- Go to a gun range and try out some rental pistols.
- Make deep-fried Twinkies.. Put them in pretty containers and deliver them to you
r friends.
- Learn to juggle.
- Compose a letter online and the World's Smallest Postal Service will transcribe it in the tiniest of script, seal it with a minuscule wax seal, and send it with a magnifying glass so your recipient can rea
d it. Link.
- Play air guitar
- Do
a quick tap dance routine
- Go get a zoo membership
- Any suggestions?
Home Alone
Megan: [talking about Kevin] You're not at all worried that something might happen to him?
Buzz: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky; 2, we have smoke detectors; and D, we live in the most boring street in the United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen! Period!
